So your in the club with your homegirl and this one guy is sending her drinks all night. He keeps giving her the eye but never actually comes over to talk. You guys are like "F*ck it, free drinks". So now the last song plays, the club is about to end and he walks over and whispers something in her ear. She tells you she'll catch you later, take a cab home. Now your pissed like what a flat leaver this b*tch is. But come on, we all know girlfriends are known to get missing when it's time to get some. Like a month and a half goes by and she calls your phone like "I'm pregnant". Your automatically say "by who?" because she's not in a committed relationship with anyone, she explains it happened that night at the club, they've been inseperable ever since.... Is she a hoe?